Truth 1- physically I feel fantastic. Not really hungry. I have energy. I don't feel bloaty or gross. Mentally I'm a crazy lady. It's been touch and go at my house all weekend. I've had zero patience. I guess being on shakes only has made my hormones unstable.  I can go from happy to punch you in the face in two seconds flat. Poor Nick. I think I need a tv show, it would be quite entertaining.

Truth 2 - I do laundry all weekend and leave it in baskets for me to put away later. Later is never. I used to be so good about putting it away but lately not so much. I just have 5 laundry baskets in my room. Kids come get your clothing here. 

Truth 3 - I turn 36 in less than 2 weeks. It's also Mother's Day weekend. I'm terrified of getting closer to 40. 

Truth 4 - my boss ( the Registrar of the college I work for ) announced his retirement last Friday. I cried at my desk like a loser. And so badly wanted wine and instead had mint tea. 

What are your truths ?

Truth 1 -Yesterday I completely forgot Nevaehs baby sitter was off for the day and at 3:05pm I remembered. You know the exact time she was supposed to be picked up from school. Thank god I have my neighbours cell phone number and I caught her before she left the school with her kids. Or poor little nev would have been waiting for someone. #momfail

Truth 2 - I hate making lunches just like most moms but I hate signing agendas more. I'm so good September - November. Now I have no idea where they are. Teachers hate me. And I don't care. I work 2 jobs and have 4 kids. I can't even remember the teachers names half the time I have so many kids so I have a note on my phone to remind me. Before I get grief about this , remember I'm lucky I remember my kids names. 

Truth 3 - sometimes I want to punch nick in the face and kiss him five minutes later. And not in a 50 shades kinda way. In the I can hate and love you with equal passion. I'm fairly certain this is reciprocal. 

Truth 4. My car is disgusting. Like My house can be spotless but my car - nope. I have clothing. Toys. Tim Hortons cups and bags and God only knows what else in there. You want me to drive you somewhere? Just put your feet on the junk and pretend it's not there. 

Truth 5. Mornings are bad for me. I'm not a morning person and have zero patience. I've lost it on the kids on more than one occasion and felt guilty about it all day at work. Only to share that with co workers who've also done the same. Thank god for honest other moms who sometimes lose their shit. I hate Pinterest moms. ( can that be a hashtag)?!

Do you have any truths - love to hear them. They will make me feel better:)